Thursday, November 8, 2007

it appears we have new readers

Welcome! Mind if I pick you brains for something useful?
As mentioned in a previous post, I'm working on a project revolving around stereotypes of our 50, nifty United states for the 80 drawings/notapunishment assignment. Basically I'm designing cartoon characters based on these assumptions, in a Brian Dold/Loyal Army fashion


Now just imagine these cute, cuddly characters being anthropomorphisized into characters which represent blatant stereotypes for each individual state. For example, I'm pretty sure Ohio's going to end up being some sort of a hick farmer. Idaho will obviously BE a potato.
This is all cute and fun, but is there any intent? To me this project is going to speak largely on stereotypes, ones which we often forget about in our society, but everyone knows and accepts them. In these days of political correctness we try to avoid stereotyping. Johnny got all up-in-arms about the word "AZN" being used in reference to him, but how come if someone mentions the state of Texas, and the image of double-pistol shooting sherif wearing a 10-gallon hat comes to mind everyone is okay with it, they might even giggle a little. Is it okay to giggle?
Okay, I suppose you have the gist of it, here's the part where you come in... I'm lacking stereotypes for a lot more states than I had originally planned on. I'm also overlapping stereotypes with a lot of different states (did someone say Redneck?).
So here's one working list I have, any incite as to what comes to mind to you would be just lovely. Keep in mind, it's okay to stereotype here, I'm asking that you please do. It's funny, as I was researching here I found myself slightly offended by what users said about Ohio, but laughing about the others. That's the feeling I want viewers to get from this.
(note: where it says 'quarter' it literally is listing the imagery used for the state on it's new quarter)

Alabama
rednecks, pick up trucks, fried food, "Sweet Home Alabama," Dukes of Hazard
quarter-Helen Keller

Alaska
Eskimos, snow, oil pipe lines, darkness, Canada, Ice fishing
quarter-grizzly bear with salmon

Arizona
arid, desert, cactus
quarter-Grand Canyon

Arkansas
quarter-diamond, rice, duck

California
LA, plastic surgery, Arnold, blondes, Mexicans, surfers, hippies, streetcars, gays, sunshine
quarter-condor and a mountaineer

Colorado
snow, mountains, cowboys, skiing, conservative, religious, Brokeback Mountain
quarter-mountain peaks

Connecticut
suburbs, country clubs
quarter-oak tree

Delaware

1st state, small(est?) state
quarter-explorer on horseback

Florida
beaches, spring break, Cubans, elderly, oranges
sun
quarter-Spanish galleon, palm trees, space shuttle

Georgia
ATL, crime, churchgoing, Blacks, "Gone with the Wind", Southern belles
quarter-peach

Hawaii
aloha, Hawaiian shirts, leis, ukulele, chubby guys, hula dancing
quarter- Kamehameha

Idaho
potatoes
quarter-falcon

Illinois
cows, corn, Chicago, pizza,
quarter-Abe Lincoln

Indiana
Indy 500, NASCAR
quarter-Indy 500 racer

Iowa
corn
quarter-schoolhouse

Kansas

"wizard of oz"
quarter-bison, sunflowers

Kentucky
y’all, derby, bourbon, backwards hicks
quarter-horse

Louisiana
crawfish
quarter-Louisiana purchase, music notes

Maine
lobsters, nautical
quarter-lighthouse

Maryland
DC
quarter-“the line state” statehouse

Massachusetts
can’t drive, Irish, pilgrims
quarter-minuteman, the bay state

Michigan
boating, hunting, GM
quarter-great lakes

Minnesota
parks, outdoors, campgrounds
quarter-1000 lakes

Mississippi
bijou, jazz, mardi gras, Huck Finn
quarter-magnolias

Montana
quarter-bison skull, mountains

Nebraska
quarter- chimney rock, wagon

Nevada
gambling
quarter-mustangs, sun, sliver state

New Hampshire
quarter-live free or die, old man of the mountain

New Jersey
Sopranos, garbage, can't pump their own gas
quarter-Washington crossing the Delaware

New Mexico
Mexicans, desert, Native Americans
quarter-zia (tribe) sun symbol

New York
NYC, crime, rude, city
quarter-statue of Liberty, freedom

North Carolina
Wright brothers, Mayberry
quarter-first in flight

North Dakota
quarter-bison, badlands

Ohio
cows, corn, football, heart of it all, John Deer
quarter-Wright brothers, John Glenn

Oklahoma
Native Americans, Oklahoma!
quarter-bird, flowers

Oregon
rain, Oregon trail, tree hugging, flannel, forests
quarter-Crater lake

Pennsylvania
Pennsylvania Dutch, Liberty Bell, Philadelphia
quarter-common wealth state, virtue, liberty, independence

Rhode Island
quarter-Narragonsett Bay, sailboat

South Carolina
quarter-Palmetto tree

South Dakota
cattle, rushmore
quarter-Rushmore

Tennessee
Nashville, Jack Daniels
quarter-musical heritage

Texas
rugged, cowboys, cows, ranch, George W., church, football, oil, Mexicans
quarter-Lonestar state, rope

Utah
Mormons
quarter-golden spike (RR)

Vermont
natural, maple syrup
quarter-maple tree

Virginia
horses, Jamestown, Virginia is for lovers
quarter-jamestown

Washington
seattle, coffe, rain, depressing
quarter-salmon, mountains

West Virginia
coal, mountains, trees, wild and wonderful
quarter-new River Gorge

Wisconsin
cheese, beer, dairy, cold
quarter-dairy, corn

Wyoming
quarter-bucking bronco

I'm trying to paint an overall image of what we think of each other collectively. Maybe these goofy stereotypes are what the WORLD thinks of us. Sure, they might be mimes wearing berets and carrying baguettes or wooden clog wearers, but the USA is full of even goofier characters.
I guess we shouldn't make assumptions about people after all, funny or hurtful.

2 comments:

dwnsideupturtle said...

i guess "bold" doesn't work so well on white font on black background, lol

but seriously people, i need your help, what good is it if it's all just my own assumptions being shown. i want a general consensus

if you read this and don't help me, shame on you :P

dwnsideupturtle said...

come on OPD and etc. I'm disappointed that you won't help me make noncontroversial art :(